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Roadkill Cafe
25076 State St
Elberta, AL 36530
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Main Menu
Taste of the Wild Side Still in the Hide
Chunk of Skunk
$1.95Smidgen Pigeon
$1.95Road Toad
$1.65Snake 'N' Bake Snake
$2.25Swirl Squirrel
$1.55Rigor Mortis Tortoise
$6.75You'll Eat Like a Hog When You Taste Our Dog
Slab of Lab
$2.95Pit Bull Pot Pie
$1.95Cocker Cutlets
$3.95Shar-Pei Fillet
$5.95Snippet of Whippet
$4.50Collie Hit by a Trolley
$3.95German Shepherd Pie
$3.95Round of Hound
$4.25Late Night Delight
Served fresh each night after dark
Rack of Raccoon
$3.95Smear of Deer
$4.95Awesome Possum
$1.95Cheap Sheep
$0.43Side Orders
Bowl of Mole
$0.38Splat of Cat
$0.45Square of Hare
$0.68Link of Mink
$1.07Spoon of Coon
$0.32Gizzard of Lizard
$0.98Platter of Bladder
$0.48Squish of Fish
$0.13Pinch of Finch
$1.37Broth of Moth
$0.17Fork of Stork
$0.21Hurled of Squirrel
$0.96Chin of Hen
$0.13Some State Menu Items
Illinois - Pavement Possum
$9.95
Served on a bun, this beast is awesome
Missouri - Show Me" Shitzu
$7.75
A hairy little treat w/ fuzzy little feet
Kansas - Curbside Kitty
$10.50
A little bitty, bite size kitty
Oklahoma - Airbrake Owl
$7.75Texas - 2 - Step Terrier
$8.50
Step 1, we hit, step 2, you eat it
New Mexico - Chihuahua Chili
$7.95
A southwest delight that shivers when it bites
Arizona - Grand Canyon" Cougar
$10.50
A big mountain cat, that you'll eat till you're fat
California - Cream - O - Kitty
$9.95From the Bar, Your Drink Is Our Delight
All ingredients are sucked right up from your favorite highway to you
Crank Case Slip
$1.59
Blended w/ road oil & squirrel, poured over ice or straight up
Radiator Green
$1.69
A blend of prestone & zerex w/ a dash of scorpion venom over crushed ice
Transmission Grind
$1.79
The finest ground fan belt rubber, a dash of squished turtle juice, blended w/ the finniest blended w/ the finniest straight up
The Bucket Delight
$3.95
We prairie everything that is left over from the night before, w/ just a touch of gravel mixed in! Poured over a 1 gallon bucket of ice. You finish this & it is on the house
Green Spin for the Kids
$0.69
Only the best fogs in the blender will do here! Mixed w/ a few road toads to give it that great taste! Served over ice, 18oz. Class
Deerly Departed
No-Luck Buck
$4.95
Just can't duck a truck
Big Bagged Stag
$5.95
Don't gag on your stag
Too-Slow Doe
$4.95
Had one lane to go
Long Gone Fawn
$3.50
Found dead on your lawn
No Fear Deer
$6.75
Just had a bad year
Roadside Remnants
$0.15
Deathers & leathers stand back in hot weather
Rodeo Rejects
Buckaroo Quarter Horse
$3.55
With fried onions, of course
7 - Course Swayback Horse
$6.95
1 big steamin' plate w/ a 6 pack
Beer Basted Steer
$3.60
Hit from the rear
Horse Hocks
$4.95
The other red meat
Off - Road Delights
High Speed Special
$2.95
What's that, a cat
Bad-Brake Steaks
$1.95
Some possum, some snakes
One-Eyed Dog
$3.25
Hit in the fog - found on a log
Off the Roof Hoof
$1.85
Tried jumping but goofed
Gunk of Skunk
$4.25
Sun-ripened & shrunk
Varmint Vittles
$1.95
Guts galore, you'll want more
It's a Kitty
$2.70
What a pity - looks real bad & kind a sh..er, um. flat
Highway Hash
$1.25
Starts w/ a crash
Caddie "Grilled" Patty
$1.50
Some poor little critter just went kersplatty