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Pirates Tavern
2839 NW Saint Helens Rd
Portland, OR 97210
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Main Menu
Side Orders And Appetizers
French Fries
- 1/2 Pound $3.95
Mashed Potatoes With Golden Gravy
- 1/2 Pound $4.95
Taquitos With Guacamole
- 1/2 Pound $4.95
Wontons With Sweet And Sour
- 1/2 Pound $4.95
Egg Rolls With Sweet And Sour
- 1/2 Pound $4.95
Meat Balls With Marinara
- 1/2 Pound $4.95
Chicken Nuggets
- 1/2 Pound $4.95
Garlic Toast
- 1/2 Pound $4.95
Side Of Guacamole
- 1/2 Pound $1.95
Soups And Salads
house made soups and salad dressings
Cup Of Soup Or Chili
- 1/2 Pound $3.95
Bowl Of Soup Or Chili
- 1/2 Pound $6.95
Small Salad
mixed greens, romaine, cucumber, tomato, mushrooms, red onions and dressing
- 1/2 Pound $3.95
Large Salad
same as above but bigger!
- 1/2 Pound $6.95
Main Courses - North
mains include a cup of soup or small salad main courses are available until 11pm daily, discover america and all of her great flavors
Chicken Fried Steak
mock chicken fried steak with real mashed potatoes, sauteed onions and mushrooms drizzled with our golden gravy
- 1/2 Pound $12.95
Salisbury Steak
mock salisbury steak with real mashed potatoes, sauteed onions and mushrooms drizzled with our golden gravy.
- 1/2 Pound $12.95
Chili Fries
a platter of yukon gold french fries smothered in our house texas chili topped with red onion, salsa and guacamole
- 1/2 Pound $10.95
Jambalaya
southern style louisiana favorite with spicy rice and beans with mock chicken and spicy sauage and sauteed veggies in a tomato sauce stew, coming soon
- 1/2 Pound $12.95
Chili Size
our mock beef patty smothered in texas chili, topped with sauteed mushrooms and onions, salsa and guacamole
- 1/2 Pound $10.95
Shepherd's Pie
a layer of mock ground beef topped with stewed vegetables, golden gravy and real mashed potatoes baked to a golden brown, coming soon
- 1/2 Pound $10.95
Main Courses - West
mains include a cup of soup or small salad main courses are available until 11pm daily, travel to europe and savor the classics
Pierogi
potato pierogis with sauteed mushrooms and onions topped with our house marinara or alfredo sauce
- 1/2 Pound $11.95
Mushroom Strogan Off
a bed of fettuccini topped with smoky mock beef and sauteed mushrooms covered with our house stronganoff sauce
- 1/2 Pound $12.95
Chicken Cacciatore
mock chicken on fettuccini pasta, sauteed mushrooms and onion with your choice of our house marinara or alfredo sauce
- 1/2 Pound $13.95
Lasagne
layers of lasagna noodles interspersed with layers of spinach vegan ricotta and mushrooms. baked with our marinara sauce.
- 1/2 Pound $13.95
Fettuccini And Meat Balls
fettuccini pasta drenched in marinara sauce with vegan meat balls parmesan
- 1/2 Pound $11.95
Fettuccini Alfredo
a bed of fettuccini topped with sauteed mushrooms and alfredo sauce with your choice of steamed or sauteed vegetables
- 1/2 Pound $11.95
Main Courses - South
mains include a cup of soup or small salad main courses are available until 11pm daily, cross the border for smoky chipotle black beans and spicy delights
Taquito Platter
three taquitos and creamed dipping sauce served with spanish brown rice, your choice of smoky chipotle black beans or texas chili with salsa and guacamole
- 1/2 Pound $11.95
Breakfast Burrito
mock ground beef, sauteed mushroom and onions, salsa, guacamole and taco sauce wrapped in a tortilla. comes with spanish brown rice
- 1/2 Pound $12.95
Tostadas
two corn tostadas topped with spanish brown rice, your choice of smoky chipotle black beans or texas chili with romaine lettuce, salsa, red onions, guacamole and taco sauce
- 1/2 Pound $11.95
Taco Plate
three mock ground beef tacos with romaine lettuce, red onions salsa, guacamole and taco sauce. comes with spanish brown rice
- 1/2 Pound $12.95
Main Courses - East
mains include a cup of soup or small salad main courses are available until 11pm daily, sail passage through the orient for exotic spices
Teriyaki Beef
smoky mock beef with sauteed mushrooms and onions with teriyaki sauce and steamed asian-style rice
- 1/2 Pound $12.95
Sichuan Chicken
mock chicken nuggets with sauteed mushrooms and onions and spicy sichuan sauce with steamed asian-style rice
- 1/2 Pound $12.95
Dragon Roll Plate
dragon rolls (vegan 'egg' rolls) and sweet and sour sauce with asian-style rice with steamed veggies and teriyaki sauce
- 1/2 Pound $11.95
Tiger Claw Plate
tiger claws (vegan wontons) and asian-style steamed rice with steamed veggies and spicy sichuan sauce
- 1/2 Pound $11.95
Mu Shu
mock beef with asian-style rice, sauteed mushroom and onions. wrapped in a tortilla with spicy sichuan sauce
- 1/2 Pound $12.95
Shish Kebab
skewers of roasted mock chicken nuggets and vegetables with asian-style rice and our save the yak sour cream sauce
- 1/2 Pound $12.95
Burgers, Dogs And Sandwiches
our cruelty-free burger, dogs, and sandwishes taste great with one of our delicious soy shakes
Pirate Burger
a big and juicy meaty house made burger on our toasted whole wheat buns. made with our thousand island dressing, ketchup, mustard, romaine lettuce and red onions. yeah baby!
- 1/2 Pound $5.95
Hickory Burger
same delicious meaty burgers as above but smothered in a tangy bbq sauce
- 1/2 Pound $5.95
Save-the-chicken Burger
over 8 billion chickens are murdered in the united states of america each year. try this chickens burger and save a life instead
- 1/2 Pound $5.95
Hot Diggity Dog
jumbo size hotdog on a jumbo sized bun
- 1/2 Pound $4.95
Coney Island
same hot dog as above but smothered with our house made chili
- 1/2 Pound $5.95
Franks And Beans
pint of house chili with slices of jumbo hotdog
- 1/2 Pound $5.95
Meat Ball Sandwich
meat ball, marinara, parmesan on whole wheat bun
- 1/2 Pound $6.95
Pizza
a vegan pizza with vegan cheese!
17 Inches Pizza
a yummy pizza with your choice of toppings, coming soon
Drinks
refills are free for our fresh brewed iced tea and
Soy Shake
strawberry, orange, chocolate, peanut butter. chocolate or protein powder $1
- 1/2 Pound $6.95
Organic Soda
a variety of flavors from santa cruz and blue sky organic sodas
- 1/2 Pound $1.95
Coffee Or Tea
choose hot coffee or fresh brewed iced tea or a variety of regular and caffeine-free hot herbal teas
- 1/2 Pound $1.95
Bottled Water
half liter of bottled water
- 1/2 Pound $1.95
Alcoholic Beverages
24 oz. mug of organic draft beer, roots ipa, roots island red, wild hop lager, butte creek ale, seasonal ale, jack's pumpkin spice, roots coconuts porter, see out drink menu for our full list of alcoholic berverages including over 40 organic wines from around the world and delicious rum cocktails.
- 1/2 Pound $5.95
Pirates Tavern Beer, Wine And Rum Drinks-white Wines-domestic
California, 2004, La Rocca Vineyards Chardonnay (forest Ranch) Nsa
- 1/2 Pound $24.00
Oregon, 2004, Spruce Goose Pinot Gris (mcminnville)
indicates not certified organic
Pirates Tavern Beer, Wine And Rum Drinks-white Wines-imports
Argentina, 2005, V, Picras Negras Torrontes (house Wine)
- Glass $5.00
- Bottle $20.00
Argentina, 2004 V, Organic Vintners Chardonnay
- Bottle $22.00
Australia, 2002, Robinvale Chardonnay (biodynamic)
- Bottle $28.00
Chile, 2004, V, Buena Ventura Sauvignon Blanc
- Bottle $25.00
Chile, 2005, V, Nuevo Mundo Sauvignon Blanc
- Bottle $25.00
Germany, 2004, V, Klaus Knoblech Rheinhessen Reisling Kabinett Trocke
- Bottle $28.00
Germany, 2005, V, Sander Reisling (biodynamic)
- Bottle $24.00
Germany, 2005, V, Sander Gewurztraminer Auslese (biodynamic)
- Bottle $30.00
Italy, 2005, V, Monte'albano Pinot Grigio
- Glass $8.00
- Bottle $28.00
New Zeland, 2004, V, Holmes Savignon Blanc
- Bottle $30.00
Spain, 2005, V, Can Vendrell Chardonnay / Xarello
- Glass $6.00
- Bottle $20.00
South Africa, 2004, V, Sonop Chardonnay
- Bottle $24.00
Pirates Tavern Beer, Wine And Rum Drinks-red Wines-domestic
California, 2004, Frey Zinfandel (mendocino), Nsa
- Bottle $24.00
California, 2004, La Rocca Vineyards Cabernet Sauvignon (forest Ranch) Nsa
- Bottle $24.00
California, 2005, V, Organic Vinters Pinot Noir (mendocino)
- Bottle $28.00
California, 2003, V, Organic Vinters Merlot (mendocino)
- Glass $6.00
- Bottle $25.00
Oregon, 2004, Spruce Goose Pinot Noir (mcminnville)
indicates not certified organic
Oregon, 2004, Evergreen Vineyards Pinot Noir Reserve (mcminnville)
indicates not certified organic
Pirates Tavern Beer, Wine And Rum Drinks-red Wines-imports
Argentina, 2005, V, Picras Negras Syrah
- Bottle $20.00
Argentina, 2005, V, Picras Negras Malbec (house Wine)
- Glass $5.00
- Bottle $20.00
Australia, 2002, Robinvale Shiraz (biodynamic)
- Bottle $30.00
Chile, 2005, V, Buena Ventura Carmenere
- Bottle $24.00
Chile, 2004, V, Nuevo Mundo Cabernet Sauvignon / Malbec
- Glass $8.00
- Bottle $25.00
France, 2003, Chateau De Bastet Cotes Du Rhone (biodynamic)
- Bottle $28.00
France, 2000, Chateau Jacques Blanc Grand Cru (biodynamic)
- Bottle $40.00
Germany, 2004, Sander Pinot Noir (biodynamic)
- Bottle $28.00
Italy, 2004, San Vito Chianti
- Bottle $28.00
Italy, 2003, Erbaluna Nebiolo
- Bottle $36.00
Italy, 1999, Erbaluna Barolo
- Bottle $64.00
New Zeland, 2003, V, Holmes Pinot Noir
- Bottle $30.00
Spain, 2001, Almagre Tempranillo Crianza Rioja
- Bottle $28.00
Spain, 2004, V, Organic Vintners Tinto
- Glass $6.00
- Bottle $20.00
South Africa, 2004, V, Sonop Pinotage
- Bottle $25.00
South Africa, 2004, V, Sonop Merlot
- Bottle $25.00
Pirates Tavern Beer, Wine And Rum Drinks-rose-domestic
California, 2005, La Rocca Vineyards White Zinfandel (forest Ranch), Nsa
- Bottle $18.00
Oregon, 2004, Evergreen Vineyards Rose (mcminnville)
Pirates Tavern Beer, Wine And Rum Drinks-sparkling Wines-imports
France, Nv, Fleury Fleur De I'europe Brut Champagne (biodynamic)
- Bottle $64.00
Spain, Nv, Can Vendrell Cava Brut Reserva
- Bottle $28.00
Pirates Tavern Beer, Wine And Rum Drinks-port And Desert Wine-domestic
California, 2002, La Rocca Vineyards Late Harvest Lush Zinfandel (forest Ranch) 375m, Nsa
- Bottle $30.00
Pirates Tavern Beer, Wine And Rum Drinks-port And Desert Wine-import
Portugal, Nv, Casal Dos Jordoes Tawny Port
- Bottle $40.00