a huge portion of crispy corn tortilla chips, topped with meaty chili, melted cheddar, lettuce, tomatoes, salsa, sour cream, and jalapeno peppers.
Tenders & Fries
$8.29
tasty all-white chicken with our famous fries and your choice of dipping sauces.
Hot Wings
$7.49
prime wings and drummies slathered in our secret sauce. let us know if you want it extra hot well smoke your ass.
Hum Me Some Hummus
$7.49
chickpeas, garlic, lemon, and olive oil make this a mediterranean favorite. served with flour and corn tortilla chips and green olives.
Chili Cheese Fries
$6.69
our seasoned fries clothed in chili, cheese and sour cream. add jalapenos if you dare.
Sedona Chicken Egg Rolls
$6.69
with a tasty mixture of beans, corn, onions, peppers and other vegetables.
Piggie Fries
$6.69
crispy fries smothered in our beercheese sauce and crumbles of crispy bacon, with ranch.
Shrooms
$5.99
theres a fungus among us, and its going in your mouth. tasty beer-battered mushrooms with creamy horseradish dip. deeeee-lish!
Tickle Your Pickles
$5.99
big thick spears of spiced dill pickles layered in beer batter and deep-fried. with ranch
Guacamole & Chips
$5.99
creamy haas avocados and just the right spices make this tangy dip the best around. served with ample amounts of fresh tortilla chips.
Bikini Zucchini
$5.99
rounds of the tasty gourd, beerbattered and fried up for ya, served with marinara and ranch.
Mozzarella Alla Marinara
$5.99
it just sounds so much sexier than hot fried cheese sticks with tomato sauce.
Quesadillas
$5.99
two big flour tortillas, stuffed with tons of melted cheese, served up with sour cream and salsa. add crispy or grilled chicken for just $2 more.
Beer-battered Onion Rings
$4.99
coz everythings better with beer. big thick slices of sweet vidalia onions, swaddled and fried to golden perfection.
Naked Fries
$4.49
billy bob called em frainch-fried bataters. seasoned, and served with ranch, honey mustard or ketchup for keeping em decent. huge portion.
Beer Cheese & Chips
$4.49
mmmmmm. our famous beer cheese dip and a load of tortilla chips to dip in it.
Soft Pretzels
$3.99
two big hot salty pretzels served with sides of beer cheese and ranch to make em fun.
Chips & Salsa
$3.99
terrifically tangy tomato taste to.
Salads
All Are Piled High And Served With Texas Toast And Your Choice Of Dressings: Ranch, Italian, Honey Mustard, Thousand Island Or Bleu Cheese.
Chef Salad
$8.59
crisp bacon and two kinds of cheese accompany lean turkey and deli ham, boiled eggs, onions and tomatoes on a garden bed.
Rowdy Rooster Salad
$8.59
chunks of crunchy breaded fried chicken and crisp bacon with shredded cheddar, onions and tomatoes on greens.
The Tunamator
$7.99
a big, yummy tomato, split in half and topped with two scoops of our famous uppity tuna.
Skinny Chick Salad
$7.99
grilled chicken breast, red onions and luscious tomatoes tossed over fancy lettuces.
B.l.t. Salad
$7.99
bacon, lettuce, tomato, bacon, lettuce, tomato, bacon, lettuce, tomato. what more ya want?
Sandwiches - Lipsmack Burger
Big. Bring Your Appetite Or A Buddy. We Dont Fool Around. All Served With Fries Or Corn Chips. Sub Onion Rings Or A Side Salad For $1.50.theyre The Best! We Use Only Thick, Juicy Pure Beef Patties, And Well Dress It However You Like. Try One Of Our Fancy Suggestions:
Cardiac Arrest
$9.99
clog those arteries! fried egg, bacon, swiss and american cheese and a side of mayo.
Brokeback Mountain
$9.99
two onion rings, barbecue sauce, bacon, grilled onions and cheddar-jack.
Butt Burner
$9.99
ay caramba! blackened, with hot sauce, jalapenos, salsa, cheddar-jack, sour cream on the side.
American Stack
$9.99
double american cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion and thousand island dressing.
Blacque & Bleu
$9.99
cajun blackening seasoning and bleu cheese dressing with lettuce and tomato.
Chili Burger
$9.99
drive-in style! open faced over texas toast, with chili, cheddar-jack and diced onions.
The Continental
$9.99
sophisticated and elegant, with guacamole, double swiss and grilled onions.
Patti Melt
$9.99
the classic, on texas toast with grilled onions, lean hamburger and loads of cheese.
Sandwiches
Big. Bring Your Appetite Or A Buddy. We Dont Fool Around. All Served With Fries Or Corn Chips. Sub Onion Rings Or A Side Salad For $1.50.
Horseshoe
$9.99
this midwest fave is open-face texas toast surrounded by a ring of fries and slathered in beer cheese. choose beef, turkey, ham or bacon-tomato.
In Da Club
$8.59
its tall! three pieces of texas toast, stuffed with deli ham, turkey, american, swiss, bacon, lettuce and tomato, and mayo on the side. for real, yall. huge.
Cali Cobb Wrap
$8.59
grilled all-white chicken nestled into a tasty flour tortilla with guacamole, tomato, bacon, onion, cheddar and bleu cheese dressing.
Cordon Bleu
$8.59
crispy chicken tenders, fried up and served on a bun with deli ham, swiss cheese and mayo.
Buffalo Roadhouse
$7.99
tenders in wing sauce with bleu cheese dressing, lettuce and onion on texas toast.
Guac Gobbler
$7.99
mmm. fresh guacamole dresses hot turkey piled high on a bun, with bacon and swiss cheese.
Breakfast On A Bun
$7.99
ham and eggs, baby! fried up right and smacked square on the buns, with two slices of american cheese, and tomato. wake up!
Uppity Tuna Melt
$6.99
tasty tuna salad made from fancy albacore, tangy balsamic mayo and our italian herbs and spices, layered with gooey cheese on grilled texas toast.
Healthy Turkey Wrap
$6.99
lots of deli turkey, lettuce, tomato and onion, in a tortilla. no fries: side salad for ya.
Barbie-cute Chick
$6.99
all-white grilled chicken basted in barbecue sauce, on a bun, with lettuce and onions.
Egg Sandwich
$6.29
two fried eggs that will remind you of that skinny girl, with mayo on texas toast.
B.l.t.
$6.29
a ton of bacon, thick tomato slices and a crispy iceberg lettuce with mayo on toast.
Grilled Cheese
for you cheese freaks, a blend of three tasty cheeses grilled between two slices of buttered texas toast.
$6.29
Add A Big Load Of Bacon$2.00
Sweets
Desserts Come With Vanilla Ice Cream. Unless You Have A Problem With Ice Cream, Which, Thats Just Wrong.
Bodacious Brownie Bites
$3.59
deep fried brownie cubes, a la mode, with a chocolate swirl, or if you prefer, just powdered sugar. so good somebody will likely get slapped.
Applicious Fritters
$3.59
tasty little battered apple slices fried to a golden brown, with ice cream and caramel.
Funnel Cake
$3.59
like the carnival midway. served with raspberry or chocolate drizzle, or powdered sugar.
The Little Sundae
$2.59
three mini-scoops of vanilla ice cream, with a drizzle of chocolate, caramel or raspberry, and whipped cream (but only if you beg).