What's wrong with this menu?
Dick's Last Resort - San Antonio
406 Navarro St
San Antonio, TX 78205
Uber
MORE PHOTOS
Main Menu
For Yer Fingers
Dick's Sampla Platta
Chickin tenders, fry'd pickle chips, buffalo wings, cheez sticks.
- Serves 4-6 $19.99
Wicked Gator
$9.99
Dat der be deep fry'd alligator bites with jalapeno slices.
Cheez Sticks
$8.49
Ooey, gooey, fry'd goodness.
Motha Cluckin' Good Chicky Wings Bucket
$13.99
Slathered in buffalo or BBQ sauce.
Motha Cluckin' Good Chicky Wings Basket
$8.99
Slathered in buffalo or BBQ sauce.
Crabby Balls
$8.99
10 big balls of real crab meat fry'd goldy brown.
Don't Be "Shell-Fish" Dip
$10.99
Yummy gooey cheese with pieces of crab & shrimp and a kick of old bay. Served warm w/ tortilla chips.
Drunken Shrimp Cocktail
Tender ez peel-n'-eat shrimpies, simmered in beer & seasonings, served chilled.
- 1/2lb $10.49
Macho Nachos
$10.99
A ginormous heap of crispy chips loaded w/ tequila queso, chili, jalapenos, sour cream & much mo!
- Add Chicky
- $1.99
Fry'd Pickle Chips
$6.99
Like you wish yer mama made em.
Chikin Tenders
$9.49
Boneless, fry'd yer way, regular, buffalo, golden, or BBQ.
BBQ Nachos
$12.99
Chips, nacho cheez, pulled pork, BBQ sauce and sour cream.
Redneck Fondue
$9.99
Tots and tots and tots. Ya got nacho cheez, crispy bacon, and sour cream fer dippin.
For Yer Lunch
Dick's Big Pig
$9.99
Ulled pork topped with carolina BBQ sauce and slaw.
Buffalo Ranch Chicky Sammich
$10.49
Fry'd chicky breast with buffalo sauce & topped with ranch dressing.
Big Clucking Sammich
$10.49
Build yer own chicky sammich.
Bacon Cheddar Burger
$10.99
Ya see there's bacon, then there's cheddar.
Dick's Cheezy Burger
$9.99
All the fixins plus yer choice of american, swiss, cheddar or pepper jack.
Philly Cheez Steak
$10.99
Classic with caramelized onions, green peppers & philly cheez sauce.
Wrap it up
$10.99
A tomato-basil tortilla stuffed with grilled chicky, black beans, rice, pico & pepper jack.
Firecracker Salmon
$17.99
Asian-style marinated salmon drizzled w/ wasabi cream sauce, served w/ rice & veggies.
Goldy Fry'd Katfish
$10.99
Fry'd goldy brown!
Chicky Fry'd Chicky
$11.49
Fry'd perfection!
Chikin Tenders
$10.49
Boneless & fry'd yer way - regular, buffalo, golden, or BBQ. Served with fry's.
Crabby Cakes
$10.99
Full-o-crab beauties!
The Dolly
$10.99
Voluptuous grilled chicky breasts.
Fish N' Chips
$10.99
It's goldy fry'd fish with frys.
Ribs N' Wings
$13.99
Ribs & buffalo chicky wings.
Bubba Dick's BBQ Pork Ribs
Dick's famous ribs.
- 1/2 $14.99
- Full Rack $19.99
Steak & Shrimps
$15.99
5 oz. Usda choice sirloin & jumbo fry'd shrimpies.
Grilled Chicky Caesar Salad
$10.99
Figure it out, genius!
Katfish Po' Boy
$10.49
Down home, deep fry'd katfish on a hoagie with all the fixins, served with frys.
Oink & Moo
$11.99
Topped w/slow roasted pulled pork, cole slaw, pepper jack cheez, & golden sauce.
The Kamikaze
$11.99
Topped w/fry'd jalapenos, buffalo sauce, & cream cheez.
Cheey Bacon Mac
$11.99
Topped w/mac 'n cheez, cheez sauce, tortilla strips, & bacon crumbles.
Southwest Salad (Chicken)
$11.99
Iceberg & romaine tossed w/corn, black beans, pico, green onion, cheez, & tortilla strips. Topped w/blackened chicky breast & chipotle ranch.
Shrimp-A-Palooza
$9.99
4 fry'd shrimpies, 4 peel-n-eat shrimpies, 4 grilled shrimpies. Served with rice & veggies.
For Yer Dinna
Grilled Chicky Caesar Salad
$13.49
Grilled chicky caesar salad.
Goldy Fry'd Katfish
$15.99
Fry'd goldy brown!
Chicky Fry'd Chicky
$16.99
Fry'd perfection!
Crab Legs
$24.99
Sweet n' juicy clusters dusted in old bay. Served w/ garlic butta & frys.
Crabby Cakes
$16.99
Full-o-crab beauties!
The Dolly
$15.99
Voluptuous grilled chicky breasts.
Firecracker Salmon
$18.99
Asian-style marinated salmon drizzled w/ wasabi cream sauce, served w/ rice & veggies.
Fish 'N Chips
$16.49
It's goldy fry'd fish with frys.
Bubba Dick's BBQ Pork Ribs
Dick's famous ribs.
- 1/2 Rack $15.99
- Full Rack $20.99
Ribs N' Wings
$17.99
Ribs & buffalo chicky wings.
Shrimp-A-Palooza
$16.99
4 fry'd shrimpies, 4 peel-n-eat & 4 grilled shrimpies. Served with rice & veggies.
Steak & Shrimps
$18.99
5 oz. Usda choice sirloin & jumbo fry'd shrimpies.
BBQ Combo
$18.99
Pulled pork, quarter chicky, pork ribs, served with cole slaw and frys.
Ride'm Cowboy Rib Eye
12 oz. Usda choice.
- 12oz $19.99
Fry'd Shrimpies
$16.99For Yer Sweet Tooth
Not-Yer-Mamma's Cheesecake
$6.99
Rich & creamy.
Extreme Brownie Meltdown
$7.49
Fudge brownie w/ walnuts topped w/ a whole hershey's bar, hershey's syrup, heath bar crunch, & ice cream. 'Nuff said.
Chocko Chunk Cookie Sundae
$5.99
A big ole fresh baked chocolate chunk cookie, vanilla ice cream, whip cream and chocolate syrup.
For Yer Rugrats
Chicky Bites
$5.99
Served with tater tots.
Mac N' Cheez
$3.99
Oh so cheezy!
Corn Doggie
$4.99
Served with dick's famous frys.
Porky Pig Ribs
$5.99
Served with dick's famous frys.
Big Fry'd Shrimpies
$5.99
Served with dick's famous frys.
For Yer Thirst
The Infamous Killa 'Rita
Technically, they plead down to manslaughter, but that didn't sound as cool. Milagro silver tequila, bols blue curacao and lime juice served on the rocks.
Mango Peach Rita
So a mango walks into a bar. El jimador reposado tequila, triple sec, mango-peach puree and sour mix served on the rocks.
The Strawberry Sanchez
El jimador reposado tequila, triple sec, strawberry puree and sour mix served on the rocks.
El Mucho Pesos Margarita
Our top shelf rita with don julio blanco tequila, grand marnier orange liqueur, fresh squeezed limes and sour mix served on the rocks.
Dos XX Rita
Our classic frozen margarita made with jose cuervo tequila, bols triple sec, and sour mix topped off with a 12oz dos xx lager served in our souvenir mucho margarita glass.
BJ Shot
Hands behind your back, don't use your teeth. Coffee liquor, bailey's and topped with whipped cream.
Raspberry Kamikazi
A refreshing shot made with stoli raspberry, lime juice, and raspberry liqueur. Shaken to the point of no return!
Trash Can Punch
Cruzan rum 151, grain alcohol and fruit punch. It'll get you trashed!
Raspberry Crush
Stoli razberi vodka, bols raspberry liqueur, pineapple juice and fresh squeezed lemons.
Dick's Squeeze My Lemonade
Stoli citros vodka with fresh squeezed lemons, limes and oranges. Pucker up!
Ka'mana Wana Lei-A
Cruzan banana rum, peach schnapps, blue curacao and tropical fruit juices on the rocks!
Fruity Bastard
Cruzan coconut rum, bols banana liqueur and strawberry puree all magically put together in one curious cocktail.
Soco Helluva Hurricane
The big easy fav-o-rite! Made with southern comfort.
Frozen Margarita
Sauza gold tequila, triple sec and lime juice mix…. But you knew that already.
"Blow Your Wada" Pina Colada
Bursting with cruzan rum, coconut and tropical fruit juices.
Mango Peach Freeze
Yummy mango peach puree with cruzan rum and myers dark rum.
Strawberry Daiquiri
A blend of cruzan rum and strawberries. Not even we could screw this up.