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Connie and Ted's
8171 Santa Monica Blvd
West Hollywood, CA 90046
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Dinner Menu
Lunch Menu
Brunch Menu
Desserts
Happy Hour
Dinner Menu
Raw Bar
Raw Bar
We offer a daily selection of Fresh Raw Oysters and Clams. Served with fresh horseradish and mignonette
- Market Price
Chilled Seafood
Market Price
Lobsters
Crabs
Wild White American Shrimp
Topnecks
Live Santa Barbara Sea Urchin
When available
To Start
Jo's Wicked Good Chowda'
new england, manhattan, rhode island clear
- Cup $6.00
- Bowl $9.00
- Sampling of all Three $11.00
Angels on Horseback
a new england classic
- Three For $12.00
- Five For $18.00
Stuffies
linguiça, garlic, butter, breadcrumbs
- Two For $9.00
Grilled Calamari
$12.00
san marzano tomato arugula, garlic breadcrumbs
Fried Calamari
$10.00
marinara or sauce figaro
Crab Louie
$16.00
hard-cooked egg, tomato, avocado, cucumber
House-Smoked Bluefish Dip
$9.00
house-made saltines
Little Gem Salad
$12.00
cherry tomatoes, egg, bacon, hook's blue cheese
Deviled Oysters
- Three For $12.00
- Six For $18.00
Oysters Rockefeller
- Three For $12.00
- Six For $18.00
Josephine's Clam Cakes
tartar sauce, lemon
- Three For $7.00
- Six For $12.00
House Smoked Yellowtail
$16.00
frisée, potato, aioli, calabrian chili vinaigrette - served chilled
Chef's Specialties
Lobsters by the Pound (Grilled or Steamed)
served with herbed oil or drawn butter
- Market Price
New England Boiled Dinner
$27.00
mussels, steamers, lobster, linguiça potatoes, steamed corn
Ed's Portuguese Fish Stew
$22.00
catch of the day, clams, mussels and linquiça
Joanne's Fish and Chips
$21.00
batter-dipped cod, tartar sauce, chips
Fried Clams
tartar sauce, fries
- Strips $16.00
- With Bellies $29.00
Market Flat Fish (Breaded and Broiled)
tartar sauce and one side
- Market Price
Bone-In Filet Mignon
$44.00
char-grilled, maitre d' butter, fries
Rib Eye Cap
$32.00
char-grilled, maitre d' butter, fries
Shellfish Marinara
$21.00
Manila Clams, Mussels or Both; herbed crostini
House Made Fettuccine Pasta
$18.00
Manila clams, Mussels or Both; white wine sauce or marinara
Steamers (Soft Shell Clams)
$24.00
drawn butter & clam broth
Something Special Every Day
daily specials
- Price Varie
Grilled Catch of the Day
Cooked medium to medium rare - let us know if you'd like it another way. Our Fish Are Wild Caught and Sustainable
Grilled Catch of the Day
Plain & Simple or with choice of Herb Crust or Herb Oil and Lemon. Served with one side of your choice
- Market Price
Sandwiches
Served with a side of fries or slaw
Lobster Roll (Hot or Cold)
$26.00
hot drawn butter or mayonn
Clam Roll
griddled split-top buns
- Strips $15.00
- With Bellies $24.00
Fried Pacific Oyster
$15.00
cole slaw, spicy mayo
Batter Dipped Cod
$16.00
shredded lettuce, pickles
The Hook Burger
hook's 4-year-old cheddar pickles, onion, lettuce, 1000 Island
- $13.00
- With Neuske's Bacon $16.00
Fried Chicken Sandwich
$14.00
spicy pickle relish, lettuce, dill aioli
Raw Bar
Raw Bar
We offer a daily selection of Fresh Raw Oysters and Clams. Served with horseradish and mignonette sauce
- Market Price
Chilled Seafood
Market Price
Lobsters
Crabs
Wild White American Shrimp
Topnecks
Live Santa Barbara Sea Urchin
when available
To Start
Jo's Wicked Good Chowda'
new england, manhattan, rhode island clear
- Cup $6.00
- Bowl $9.00
- Sampling of all Three $11.00
House Smoked Yellowtail
$16.00
frisée, potatoes, aioli, calabrian chili vinaigrette
Fried Calamari
$10.00
marinara or sauce figaro
Crab Louie
$16.00
hard-cooked egg, tomato, cucumber, avocado
Little Gem Salad
$12.00
cherry tomatoes, hard-cooked egg, bacon, hook's blue cheese
Mixed Greens & Asparagus Salad
$11.00
cherry tomatoes, fines herbs, raw and cooked asparagus
Grilled Calamari
$12.00
san marzano tomato, arugula, garlic breadcrumbs
Celebrity Tomato Salad
$9.00
extra virgin olive oil, basil, red wine vinegar, croutons
Stuffies
chopped clams, linguiça sausage, garlic, bell peppers, bread crumbs
- Two For $9.00
Nancy's Peeky Toe Crab Cake
$14.00
cole slaw & tartar sauce
Sandwiches & Specialties
Served with a side of fries or slaw
Lobster Roll (Hot or Cold)
$26.00
hot drawn butter or mayonnaise
Fried Clam Roll
griddled split-top buns
- Strips $12.00
- With Bellies $24.00
Fried Pacific Oyster Sandwich
$12.00
cole slaw, spicy mayo
Batter Dipped Cod Sandwich
$12.00
shredded lettuce, pickles
Tuna Melt
$12.00
albacore, tomatoes, pickles hook's 1-year-old cheddar
Fried Chicken Sandwich
$12.00
spicy pickle relish, shredded lettuce, dill aioli
The Hook Burger
$13.00
hook's 4-year-old cheddar pickles, onion, lettuce, 1000 Island
The Bacon Hook Burger
$16.00
neuske's bacon, hook's 4-year-old cheddar, pickles, onion, lettuce, 1000 Island
Grilled Catch of the Day
Cooked medium to medium rare - let us know if you'd like it another way. Our Fish Are Wild Caught and Sustainable
Grilled Catch of the Day
Plain & Simple with choice of Herb Crust or Herb Oil and Lemon. Served with one side of your choice
- Market Price
Chef's Classics
Fried Clams Entree
tartar sauce & fries
- Strips $16.00
- With Bellies $29.00
Joanne's Fish & Chips
$19.00
batter-dipped cod, tartar sauce & chips
Lobsters by the Pound
Grilled or Steamed. Served with herbed oil or drawn butter
- Market Price
Shellfish Marinara
$18.00
Manila Clams, Mussels or Both. Served with herbed crostini
House Made Fettuccine
$16.00
Manila Clams, Mussels, or Both. White wine sauce or marinara
Steamers (Soft Shell Clams)
drawn butter & clam broth
- Small Order $14.00
- Full Order $24.00
Sides
Each $6
Fries
Cole Slaw
Potato Salad
Macaroni & Cheese
Onion Rings
Weiser's Fingerling Potatoes
Wilted Spinach (Bacon or Not)
Homemade Dill Pickles
Seasonal Vegetables
Green Salad
Hot Buttered Rolls
Connie & Ted's Specialty Beverages
24 Craft Beers on Tap & By the Bottle, Wine, Full Bar
Rhode Island Coffee Milk
rhode island coffee syrup, whole milk, nutmeg served over ice
- Virgin $7.00
- Add Selvary Cacao Infused Rum $12.00
Grapefruit
fresh grapefruit juice, lemon, house made ginger syrup, orange bitters
- Virgin $7.00
- Add Some Spirit $12.00
Ginger
house made ginger syrup, lime, soda
- Virgin $7.00
- Add Some Spirit $12.00
Cucumber
fresh cucumber, lime, lavender, tonic
- Virgin $7.00
- Add Some Spirit $12.00
Main
French Toast
smoked maple syrup
- $10.00
- With Neuske's Bacon $14.00
Biscuits & Gravy
$16.00
maine lobster, 2 sunny side eggs, buttermilk biscuits, lobster gravy
Egg White Omelette
$12.00
spinach, mushroom, comte cheese, onion, house-made grilled pullman bread
House Smoked Salmon
$16.00
buckwheat blini, crème fraîche, egg, red onion, capers
Peeky Toe Crab & Lobster Omelette
$18.00
fines herbs beurre blank, house-made grilled pullman bread
Steak & Eggs
$19.00
rib cap, crispy mashed potato cake, 2 sunny side eggs
Nor'easter Breakfast Sandwich
$13.00
neuske's bacon, egg, clam strips hook's cheddar, tartar sauce, house-made english muffin
Crab & Egg
$18.00
open-faced crab cake sandwich, arugula, sunny side egg, red onion, lemon beurre blanc, house-made pullman bread
Sides
Connie's Cinnamon Roll
$4.00
nutmeg, orange zest, cream cheese icing
Buttermilk Biscuit & Butter
$3.00
with house made jam
Neuske's Bacon
$5.00Crispy Mashed Potato Cake
$5.00House-made Grilled Pullman Bread
$3.00Home Fried Potatoes
$5.00Brunch Beverages
if it is before noon, we won't tell
Michelada
$5.00
gose beer, fresh lime, tabasco, tomato juice, worcestershire, salt rim
Bloody Mary
$5.00
house recipe with our own celery & bay leaf infused vodka
Rhode Island Coffee Milk
the official state drink of rhode island
- $5.00
- Add Selvarey Cacao Infused Rum $9.00
Mimosa
$5.00
with fresh squeezed oj
Grapefruit
grapefruit, lemon, ginger syrup, orange bitters
- Virgin $5.00
- Add Some Spirit $9.00
Ginger
house-made ginger syrup, lime, soda
- Virgin $5.00
- Add Some Spirit $9.00
Cucumber
fresh cucumber, lime, lavender, tonic
- Virgin $5.00
- Add Some Spirit $9.00
Coffee & Tea
we proudly serve lamill coffee & tea
- Coffee $3.00
- Cappuccino $3.75
- Tea $3.50
Desserts
all desserts are made in-house
Craig's Devil's Food Cake
$9.00
rich dark chocolate layer cake
Peach Pie
$8.00
pistachio streusel
Blondie
$9.00
brown sugar bar with caramelized chocolate, vanilla ice cream and caramel sauce
Indian Pudding
$8.00
cornmeal pudding with molasses and spices, vanilla ice cream
Chocolate Chip Cookies
- Two For $5.00
Traditional Whoopie Pie
$3.00Cherry Chocolate Chip Bread Pudding
$8.00
vanilla ice cream
House-Made Ice Cream & Sorbet
daily selections
- 2 Scoops $6.00
Main
1/2 Dozen Chef's Choice Oysters
$10.00
fresh horseradish & mignonette
House Smoked Bluefish Dip
$6.00
pickled red onion, house made saltines
Fried Calamari
$5.00
marinara & sauce figaro
Mini Fried Oyster Roll
$5.00
cole slaw & spicy mayo
Hook Burger Slider
$6.00
hook's 4 year old cheddar, pickles, caramelized onions, lettuce, 1000 island
Mini Hokkaido Dog
$5.00
hokkaido scallop sausage, onion, house smoked mustard
French Fries or Onion Rings
$3.00Mini Fried Clam Strips Roll
$5.00
cole slaw & tartar sauce
Craft Beer on Tap Selection
$5.00
Selection Varies
Wine by the Glass Selection
$6.00
Selection Varies